So it's good night from me...
In honour of Mr Ronnie Barker I give you this:
"The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on."
Post some quotes/jokes.
(This has the potential to keep Joe preoccupied for a while and Stu may even post something)
posted by Jamie "BP" Osborne at 5:02 PM
5 Comments:
"The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on. Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow."
"There was a strange happening during a performance of Elgar's Sea Pictures at a concert hall in Bermuda tonight, when the man playing the triangle disappeared."
I'll be digging out my signed copy of "All i ever wrote" (including all the Two Ronnies sketches and songs) tonight,no doubt about that.
5:31 PM
Four candles
Fork handles
The man is a legg!
2:55 PM
Joe, have you got the script to the sketch with Ronnay Barkay ordering drinks in a hotel bar - that was genius.
2:56 PM
Ah yes!
"... and a dry white wife"
good stuff.
3:14 PM
"Later we'll be meeting a lady who loves Nicholas Parsons - and a Parson who loves knickerless ladies"
5:08 PM
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