From the desk of John Armstrong

"today i had a trifle from tescos for lunch called strawberry chaos dessert which if you are into physics is a theory about unpredictable events - sad to say the trifle was very predictable , when i told an careers advisor at school that i wanted to be a dessert ice cream designer i was scoffed at -cunt"

The Armstrongs blog

If anyone hasn't seen the show yet, make sure you stay on BBC2 after The Apprentice on Wednesday. It's the most compelling, entertaining fly-on-the-wall show I've seen in years....