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Monday, March 26, 2007

Nil Points

This is your captain speakingI'd like to welcome you aboard this Eurovision flightThe duration will be three minutes exactlyNow sit back, relax and enjoy the flight
Babada babada... badada babada... Babada babada... (Duty free, madam?) Yeah yeah yeah yeah... Babada babada... badada babada... Babada babada...
We're flying the flag all over the world Flying the flag for you
London to Berlin All the way from Paris to Tallinn Helsinki on to Prague Don't matter where we are Yeah yeah yeah...
Flying high in Amsterdam Why don't you catch us if you can? Now we're cruising in the sky And we're singing it for you
Babada babada... badada babada... Babada babada... (Some salted nuts, sir?) Yeah yeah yeah yeah... Babada babada... badada babada... Babada babada...
We're flying the flag all over the world Flying the flag for you (Would you like a complimentary drink with your meal, sir?) We're flying the flag all over the world Flying the flag for you
Ladies and gentlemen, your exits are here, here and here To fasten your seatbelt insert the fitting To use the life vest, slip it over your head Pull firmly on the red cord and blow into the mouthpiece Babada babada... badada babada... Babada babada... (We wish you a very pleasurable journey) Yeah yeah yeah yeah... Babada babada... badada babada... Babada babada...
We're flying the flag all over the world Flying the flag for you We're flying the flag (Yes, we're flying) All over the world (Take you all around the world) Flying the flag for you (Would you like something to suck on for landing, sir?) We're flying the flag (Yes, we're flying) All over the world (Take you all around the world) Flying the flag for you We'd like to thank you for flying with us today

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

They'll be lucky to get nul.

What a fall from grace.

3:31 PM

 
Blogger Jamie "BP" Osborne said...

Welcome back son. What a crock of shit that is? How was there even a contested victory with this? For the record I just got my new laptop to replace the one that was stolen and Vista is a gorgeous O/S.

3:02 AM

 
Blogger Rob said...

Effing terrible.

I'm not sure we had much grace from which to fall, though.

8:53 PM

 
Blogger Jamie "BP" Osborne said...

It's like Bucks Fizz mixed with Red Bull. Can we opt out of Eurovision liked we tried to opt out of the EU?

2:06 AM

 
Blogger Rob said...

By the way, it's NUL points.

Very petty, I know. But why do the English always refer to it at "nil"? That's not even a word in French!

9:30 AM

 

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